Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Sponge for Knowledge























SpongeJohn Stackhouse is our "oh, tartar sauce" hero!

Captain: Are you ready kids.

Kids: I I Captain.

Captain: I can't hear you.

Kids: I I Captain

Captain: OHHHHHHH... Who's a prof of culture and a father of three?

Kids: SpongeJohn Stackhouse!

Captain: A scholar, a writer, an academic is he!

Kids: SpongeJohn Stackhouse!

Captain: If feminist theology is really your dish!

Kids: SpongeJohn Stackhouse!

Captain: Then stop in Quebec like your Larry Tisch.

Kids: SpongeJohn Stackhouse!

Captain: He's been published a a lot, he's even in Maxim Mag!

Kids: SpongeJohn Stackhouse!

Captain: A favorite at Regent, but he's not one to brag!

Captain: Ready?

Captain and Kids: SpongeJohn Stackhouse, SpongeJohn Stackhouse,
SpongeJohn Stackhouse!

Captain: SpongeJohn Stackhoooooooouseeeee!!!

Captain: HA HA HA HA !!!!

1 comment:

  1. Wow: I just can't say what an honour this is.

    I really can't--since I have no idea.

    But hey, it's nice to have a square head for a change.

    And ARRRR, matey, who hasn't wanted to be a pirate?

    See you in February, Wheaties!

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