Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas To Heaven

Harold Crick is our hero! Harold Crick '86 is a man of infinite numbers, endless calculations and remarkably few words.Harold begins his day at 7:15. Harold brushes each of his 32 teeth 76 times. 38 times up and down. Every weekday for nine years, Harold ties his tie in a single Winsor knot instead of the double, thereby saving him up to 43 seconds every morning. Harold then runs at a rate of nearly 57 steps per block for 6 block nearly missing the 8:17 Faraday Bus. Every day for the past nine years, harold completes 7.134 tax files as a senior auditor for the Internal Revenue Service. Harold takes a 45.7 minute lunch break and 4.3 minute coffee break. Harold walks home from work each night. Harold eats a modest meal in his pale red kitchen while looking through a calculator catalog. At precisely 11:13 every night, Harold goes to be alone, placing his wristwatch to rest on the night stand beside him before saying his prayers.

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