SpongeJohn Stackhouse is our "oh, tartar sauce" hero!
Captain: Are you ready kids.
Kids: I I Captain.
Captain: I can't hear you.
Kids: I I Captain
Captain: OHHHHHHH... Who's a prof of culture and a father of three?
Kids: SpongeJohn Stackhouse!
Captain: A scholar, a writer, an academic is he!
Kids: SpongeJohn Stackhouse!
Captain: If feminist theology is really your dish!
Kids: SpongeJohn Stackhouse!
Captain: Then stop in Quebec like your Larry Tisch.
Kids: SpongeJohn Stackhouse!
Captain: He's been published a a lot, he's even in Maxim Mag!
Kids: SpongeJohn Stackhouse!
Captain: A favorite at Regent, but he's not one to brag!
Captain: Ready?
Captain and Kids: SpongeJohn Stackhouse, SpongeJohn Stackhouse,
SpongeJohn Stackhouse!
Captain: SpongeJohn Stackhoooooooouseeeee!!!
Captain: HA HA HA HA !!!!
Wow: I just can't say what an honour this is.
ReplyDeleteI really can't--since I have no idea.
But hey, it's nice to have a square head for a change.
And ARRRR, matey, who hasn't wanted to be a pirate?
See you in February, Wheaties!